I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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