he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It's official drugs can't kill me
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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