those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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