I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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