Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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