Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
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I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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