great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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