oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wish you could order shots online.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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