well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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