Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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