The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Dear god my vagina.
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