You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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