On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?