Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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