next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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