Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I need help removing her.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
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Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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