Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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