dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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