I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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