I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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