Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize