girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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