I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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