I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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