you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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