matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
