he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Found the puke drawer
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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