I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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