scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
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