On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
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Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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