you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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