And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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