So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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