kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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