You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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