On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Im part way to drunk.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
