i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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