I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
