Can Purell be used as lube?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Randomize
