Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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