i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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