yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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