The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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