school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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