love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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