you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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