so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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