Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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