Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
