Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
My vagina just recognized that song.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
