okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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