i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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