i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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